Some Arabic phrases translated word for word (or close enough) to English seem to somehow lose their meaning or sound utterly hilarious.

I’ve only added 4 translated sentences below and hope that you can help me by adding your own translated Arabic-to-English sentences in the comment section. I will later compile them all into one nice list

لا تحسب حسابي – don’t calculate my calculation

ينصر ربك – victor your lord

اختصرني – summarize me

حل عني – solve about me

Add your own translated sentences in the comment section, and help me grow this list and I will later organize them into a prolonged and comprehensive list.